February 2012
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The Stepford Assistant Account Executives
Burson, our neighbor agency, is doing a recruiting seminar for PR students. It’s like the cute little Lincoln Park girl cloning machine went into overdrive in our conference room right now. I swear to God, they’re all the same girl.
BRB.
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I'm starting to think my real reason for going out...
One day when the narcissism fades, the daily gym visits stop, and the dietary concerns disappear, my inner fat kid will rampage Incredible Hulk style.
PANGS SMASH!
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WatchSex Karma | Of Montreal ft. Solange Knowles Live on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Thing I found out today:
Of Montreal: not actually from Montreal.
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Conversations with the Plumber
Plumber: So you got the day off?
Me: No, I’m actually working from home.
[Plumber looks around; sees the PS3 on pause, Tumblr/iTunes open on the Mac]
Me: Yeah, uh, I’m just taking a break
Plumber: Rrrrright.
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peabs replied to your post: valleygirldubs replied to your photo: The total…
I have a landline. SUCK IT HATERZ
fuckyeahlandlines.tumblr.com
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valleygirldubs replied to your photo: The total number of words (“Hey, it’s Oliver!”)…
Do you have a home phone?? Who has a home phone these days??
whatthehale replied to your photo: The total number of words (“Hey, it’s Oliver!”)…
Important question: is that a land line?!
Whatever, homeskillets.
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I'm a professional.
Even when I’m working from home, I still find a way to be late to work.
That takes real skill, people.
Good morning.
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Once again ...
… I remain convinced that no one on Top Chef has ever watched Top Chef before.
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WatchYou Know What I Mean | Cults
New Cults video. Similar to Abducted and Go Outside, Cults’ dreamy sound is sharply contrasted with a certain amount of visual unease — specifically, the aftermath of fiery circus stunt gone wrong. Don’t try this at home, kids.
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“I sure hope Julia Stiles shows up in the new Bourne.”
– No one
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And for dessert ...
… the girls in the next row have now spent the last 30 minutes trying to figure out how to order online from the burrito place.
[previously]
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The only thing probably worse than watching Smash...
… is listening to the girls in the next row over recap Smash.
Good morning.
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hugeinjapan asked: I badly need a new job in the city. Where do I go to find someplace that wants to pay me way too much money to write things?
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies. →
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Are photo posts back?
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If NBC should be apologizing for something ...
… it should be for taking money from GoDaddy.
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