January 2012
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Shit Chicagoans apparently say:
“Let’s beat a dead horrible meme even further into the fucking ground!” Ugh. Stop it.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Pop quiz, hotshot:
Do I walk to the bar and get drunk? Or do I play Uncharted 2 and get drunk? HARD LIFE DECISION IS HARD.
Jan 27th
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Ways I've accidentally referred to AllSaints in...
Saints and Sinners Angels and Sinners Angels and Kings Angels in the Outfield Goth Topshop
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Conference call?
Also applicable to: Thought Catalog, Pinterest
Jan 26th
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My two key takeaways from that two-hour conference...
I can draw robots I cannot draw dinosaurs
Jan 26th
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[whacking-off hand gesture]
That’s really the only way I can describe this awful companywide “town hall” conference call I’m stuck on.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Oh, I see, Top Chef ...
…  put the two remaining Asian chefs in a head-to-head elimination competition. In all seriousness, Ed, dude, you couldn’t cheat and make your short rib kalbi taste good? For shame. It’s all Paul’s to lose at this point, but I am kind of excited by the possibility of a Paul-Ed-Beverly (Last Chef Standing, people) finale. We finally got Jones to go (thank goodness; boo...
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Heavy Metal | White Rabbits New White Rabbits. Yay.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Growing Pangs Good Advice
B: I’m going to have a breakdown tomorrow. Me: Ugh. Stop feeling feelings. Feelings are the worst.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Shooting photos of pretty models: BEST. Shooting photos of lab products: WORST. Guess which one I’m doing tonight? Ugh.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Comeback Kid | Sleigh Bells Admittedly, I’m not a Sleigh Bells fan. The first album felt like I was stuffed in a metal locker while screaming meth addicts beat on it with sledgehammers (ah, sweet high school memories). However, this, I like.
Jan 24th
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OSCAR OUTRAGE! OSCAR OUTRAGE! OSCAR OUTRAGE!
Seriously, who really gives a fuck?
Jan 24th
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“If all else fails, I drink half a bottle of rum and play a Handel oratorio on...”
– David Ogilvy (via austinkleon)
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Starbucks To Serve Liquor in Chicago | MSNBC →
As if chain bars weren’t already terrible enough (Bar Louie, cough, cough).
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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readysetblog replied to your post: Growing Pangs First Date Red Flag: Umm…where did you find this girl?! She approached me at a bar. That probably should’ve been my first red flag.
Jan 23rd
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Growing Pangs First Date Red Flag:
“Sammich.”
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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“Today, I don’t think there’s a chance in hell they would end that movie with her...”
– Ethan Hawke speaks the truth.  ‘Reality Bites’ and the Perils of Being a Generation’s Touchstone | NYT (h/t Grambo, Gorilla)
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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