February 2011
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megsokay replied to your post: megsokay replied to your post: stephjar replied…
Oh, I remember the subplot, too! But aren’t you forgetting the part when Billy Zane takes over the boat from Sam Neill and sleeps with Nicole Kidman?
Well, I wasn’t going to give away the ending! Hey, everybody, thank Meg for spoiling The Hunt For Dead Calm Dinosaurs in October!
Geez …
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megsokay replied to your post: stephjar replied to your photo: Oh my God! The…
All I remember from that film was that Sam Neill wanted to marry a fat woman and raise rabbits. That’s what he said, right? I don’t know. I was a kid when I saw it.
Correct! There was also a small tiny subplot where an American CIA analyst discovered that a Russian submarine captain with a horrible...
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stephjar replied to your photo: Oh my God! The sky’s falling!
omg you’re all going to die
“I would like … to have seen … Montana.”
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January 2011
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She's into malakas, Dino.
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Dennis: “Okay, I hate to tell you this bro, but you do not have the core strength to scale the façade of Citizen’s Bank. You just don’t.”
Mac: “What?! I work out all the time!”
Dennis: “Yeah, but you only work out your glamour muscles, and you know it.”
Mac: “I work out my core!”
Dennis: “No. You do not work out your core. You’re totally arm heavy. You’re all bis and tris and everything else is just … fat and ribs.”
I'm about to help my friend move a couch and other...
Don’t you people realize my muscles are purely for show?
Good morning.
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minilaarni replied to your photo: In case you were wondering, this is what my…
hahaha…love this episode…and umm, moving furniture sucks! have fun.
I’m trying to adopt a Rob Lowe from Parks and Recreation attitude to all of this. I’ll be burning at least 300 calories/hour, right?
Ann Perkins!
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You know what's the most surprising thing about...
That people are still watching The Office.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Cut Copy (43)
Cold War Kids (35)
Starfucker (22)
Girl Talk (6)
Stars (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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nikkiproctor replied to your post:T/F: When you go to the gym six times a week …
Well, you only live once. And you are at least taking a stab at equilibrium… that’s what I tell myself
My whole gym philosophy revolves around that scene in Batman Begins when Alfred says to a trapped-under-a-log Bruce Wayne: “What’s the point of all of those push-ups if you can’t even lift a...
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T/F: When you go to the gym six times a week ...
… you can drink as much of the good beer as you want. On tap tonight: Hitachino Nest.
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Unusual Number of Oscars Nominees Feature Severed... →
popculturebrain:
Severed limbs and oral sex of course equal Oscar gold.
And this just in … Leonardo DiCaprio signs on to do a snuff film!
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popculturebrain:
Watch James Franco’s Run-In With a Daily Show Mini-Fridge | Vulture
FUN-SIZED SNICKERS!!!
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State Of The Pangs
I want coffee.
Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.
(And good morning.)
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And now the Sorkin response ...
Currently on HBO Signature. Best.
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nikkiproctor replied to your post: Sweet Jesus
that bad? i was on hold for 20 minutes today… similar sentiments
Two. Hours. Ugh.
(Twenty minutes of hold time is equally ugh, too.)
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Sweet Jesus
A lesser man would’ve died during my last conference call.
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Sober February →
luckypaperstars:
interweber:
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL, Y’ALL
BUT WHAT ABOUT VALENTINE’S DAY, Y’ALL
BUT WHAT ABOUT TUESDAYS, Y’ALL.