March 2012
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Apparently something important in basketball is...
Whatever. I’m just showing up for the chicken wings.
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Woot.
The champagne hangover has finally ended.
(Now time for an impromptu breakfast with the Brynnester at P.J.’s.)
Good morning.
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This hangover.
This hangover.
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“Ladies and gentlemen, we arrived wicked early.”
– Our flight attendant upon landing in Boston
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Is it okay to resent the man you just gave your...
Because I kinda do.
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I thought I my freezer was dying.
It wasn’t. It completely warmed up to 27 degrees over 30 minutes, then went back to working normally. Since I’m leaving for Boston tomorrow, I threw out all of the food in a panic (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing considering there were some frozen sauces I made two years ago).
I also took it as an opportunity to drink all of the vodka in there.
You know, so it...
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Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! →
metropotamia:
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Easy like a Wednesday morning
Egg sandwich, coffee, “Colbert Report,” and gym. No work ‘til 1.
Good morning.
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Hey TSA ...
If you insist on giving me a reacharound, buy me dinner first. At least warm up your hands.
Good morning.
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For once I'd like an O'Hare experience ...
… that didn’t resemble Catherine O’Hara’s in “Home Alone.”
Good morning.
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Once again ...
People who wish they were/or with Don Draper don’t actually get the point of Don Draper.
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Hallelujah.
My nagging shoulder strain is gone.
Of course, I’m just going to go fuck it up again at the gym later, but for now, let me enjoy these pain-free couple of hours.
Good morning.
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Watch“Paddling Out” by Miike Snow
This and “Archipelago” have been on constant rotation all week.
(Yes, I know I posted this last week, but that’s how much I love this album.)
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Precious Moments
[Office Wife #1 and I see a metalhead walk past us on Grand. Kit mock-sneers at me and attempts to flash the rock hand.]
Me: What are you doing?
Kit: I’m making the rock sign—no, wait, that’s a shocker.
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Today in Oliver vs. the Group Marketing...
Good morning.
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