Get a Hot Doug's tattoo and you can eat there for free. For the rest of your life →
“Here’s the deal. It’s the logo on our website. I have to be able to recognize it. You can put it anywhere on the body you want. I might not ask to see it anytime, but if I do ask, I have to be able to see it. You get to eat here for free the rest of your life.” -Doug Sohn
On the flipside, the rest of your life is the typical afternoon wait for a hot dog.