Graycoated Morning | David & The Citizens
Yep. It’s February in Chicago.
In January. In Chicago.
To put this weather phenomenon into historical context, nearly one year ago to the day, Corey and I dug our way out of Snowpocalypse 2011 and built a massive snow penis in the middle of Viagra Triangle.
Today, the only frozen dongs in the neighborhood are attached to hopped-up old men with the Russian call girls at Gibson’s (or The Whiskey or Tavern).
Cheryl Scott’s back from vacation. Phew. We’re saved, Chicago.
Possible 3-6 inches of snow? Pfft. Call me when we hit a foot.
It’s 48 degrees. In January. In Chicago.
What the hell is going on, Cheryl Scott?
Now that WMAQ sports anchor Paula Farris has left the station, I’m happy to report that WMAQ meteorologist Cheryl Scott has picked up the slack as local news crush.
By the way, it’s going to be 45 and mostly sunny, breezy today.