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Translation: Shit on my bag a little less, please.

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The Liberty Hotel in Boston makes every W I’ve ever been to look like the retirement home in “Cocoon,” pre-swimming pool. Fashion show starts in five …

Let’s see … over the next couple of weeks: the OC, Boston, Miami and Palm Springs.

GIVE ME ALL OF THE MILES.

A first class upgrade is always nice.

Of course it would’ve been nicer on the 14-hour flight that immediately preceded this one … grumble, grumble.

Fuck it. Ninety minutes of luxury travel. I’ll take it.

Where the free bloody marys at?

First Breath After Coma | Explosions in the Sky

The only way I can sum up how it feels to switch the iPhone off of airplane mode after a week.

Good morning.

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It’s almost time to say good-bye to Dubai time. Wheels down stateside hopefully by 6:30 am. Once again, Tumblr, try and save all the cool stuff until then, okay?

Last night in Dubai. Let’s do it.

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Okay, a real-life sandstorm isn’t as dramatic as MI:4. Regardless: sand everywhere. Ugh.

GPOY. The sand’s kicking up a wee bit this morning.

Sabah al kheer.

The Jed Bartlett has been my default pose as of late.