Made this GIF for Loftus! and the Snackpot Launch Party tonight at Schubas. Come on out for JTL on the wheels of steel; snacks. 7 p.m.

Good morning.

"Nothing comes in twos anymore. You want another? Put some more cash on the stack. How about some more dipping sauce or another flavor altogether? There’s the list, itemized at cost. Times are tough out there on the street, and no one’s getting away with double for free. That is unless you’re nestled inside a cornmeal-yellow box of Little Debbie Nutty Bars …"

LOFTUS is reviewing all of the snacks for just-launched Snackpot. Spoiler alert: Little Debbie Nutty Bars get a well-deserved 9.3.

"Complete with DJ sets by Johnny Loftus ..." →

Twinkie-conscious website The Snackpot holding launch party at Schubas May 10 | A.V. Club

@metrowheelman on the ones and twos!