Greatest Ed and Larry moment:

[C.J. reveals she hid Charlie’s schedule]

C.J.: [to Charlie] You can find it in your filing cabinet under “A” for “anal.”

[Both walk away]

Ed: I don’t really want to know what he’s going to find in his filing cabinet. Do you?

Larry: No.

How to beat the Bible beaters Bartlett-style.

(Source: wxrt.radio.com)

President Bartlett Calls the Butterball Hotline

In case you had some stuffing questions.

Anybody else praying this happens next year?

Bartlet For America

President Bartlet: “Can I tell you what’s messed up about James Bond?”

Charlie: “Nothing.”

President Bartlet: ”Shaken, not stirred, will get you cold water with a dash of gin and dry vermouth. The reason you stir it with a special spoon is so not to chip the ice. James is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it.”